Goddamnit dude- don’t succumb. You weren’t touched by the flare leggings or the Brasil crop-top; You’ll never be an office siren… and that’s okay, Sissy.

On the contrary, you’re cool. Maybe not by definition, but in the way your finger nails are nubs and how you could care less about it. You love power ballads and you look sexy with a Parliament in-between your teeth…

For christ-sakes, Our name is Sissy…